"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/27/2019 at 11:07 • Filed to: None
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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/27/2019 at 11:07 • Filed to: None | 3
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his guy was offering some type if business loan. I start out with:
yea is there any restrictions on what I can spend the money on?
the guy hesitates and responds with uh no i don’ t think so , what do you have in mind?
Me: Hookers and Bl ow.
Guy: ahh sound s like a fun time
Me yea, you wanna join? it could be one hell of a party!
guy: no you sound familiar, like maybe you were on dateline
Me: nope, but we could do the eiffel tower thing, you know what that is?
guy: eh no
Me: you should Google it, well maybe not while you are at work
guy: no thats ok
Me: well whats you thing?
guy: midgets with eye patches:
ME: well shit, i guess everyine has there thing
guy: you wern;t ready for that huh?
me: meh i’m not impressed, you hang around the internet enough and nothing will phase you any more
guy: you sound like you play a lot of fortnight and are afraid of girls.
Me, well never played fortnight and i’m married.... to a female in fact so you are wrong on those assumptions
guy, grumbles what have a nice day and hangs up
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/27/2019 at 11:19 |
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I LOL’d
guy: you sound like you play a lot of fortnight and are afraid of girls .
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/27/2019 at 11:20 |
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I kept a guy from "Publishers clearing house" on the phone for about 5 minutes running him around in circles about my location and how busy I was. Too bad I don't get calls from actual people too much.
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/27/2019 at 11:30 |
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i had a woman on the phone for a while, every time she would get out a few sentences i’d excuse myself to push out a shit and then ask her to start again. It went on for waayyyyyy too long.
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/27/2019 at 11:45 |
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G lorious. That's a Mr. Regular move there.
Chariotoflove
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/27/2019 at 11:51 |
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Good stuff. Once in a while you get someone who is bored at work and willing to play along.
I got another Nigerian banker the other day. I considered stringing him along, but I did that last year. It takes time and effort.
450X_FTW
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/27/2019 at 12:40 |
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I receive probably 2-3 calls a day, registering on the “do not call” list has done nothing to slow it, blocking the numbers has done nothing to slow it. So I gave in and started answering the calls and waiting until a real person is on the other end of the line. At that point I say really dark, dirty stuff, raunchy of raunchy until I get them to hang up. It’s the little things that make me feel like I have won a little bit against them .
StudyStudyStudy
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/27/2019 at 16:29 |
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Had someone on the phone who was telling me my Windows PC had sent them an alert that there was a virus and I needed to install this program. Since both my computers run Mac IOS, I had her reiterate. She said she didn’t care about the brand, but that the windows PC needed this program installed. I asked if she understood what operating systems were, and she reiterated, please install this program on your apple macintosh windows pc. I told her she really should find a new line of work...
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> StudyStudyStudy
03/27/2019 at 22:19 |
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i’m sure these places are not hiring top of the line individuals to make those calls
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StudyStudyStudy
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/28/2019 at 02:00 |
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